Naboo is livid and gets drunk, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? Stopped him pressing accelerator. I can't hear my internal TomTom. Imagine that. It's kill or be killed. [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes Pie and mash up! Yorkshire is a state of mind. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Spider Dijon: Now I'm going to rewind you-like the b*tch you are! Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! A spicy, carrot and coriander Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! Your voice was trapped in there this morning. Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? Howard Moon: No. With the hand feet. Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! It's a Sacred Robe! . Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. Fossil: The anti-pedian, masheeun, The Killeroo! I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. Spider Dijon: Rudy, you ought to get that door in your head checked out. I am a summer soup Mm! Howard: Yeah or else? This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . What is Yorkshire? M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Many have failed. An idea is formulating! Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Ooo. Howard: Something Tommy taught me. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Chilli chowder. I love you, Vince. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! I've got so much to give! 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. Get involved. Howard Moon: That's not a novel. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. I've just been riding a porpoise. Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. There's a simple truth to me. You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! Colin: Some say he's a ghost. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. You've liquified me, you slags! Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. It's fine. Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. [Other native vomits on a plate]. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache." Naboo: "Don't mess with the. Nanageddon. Dennis: Kirk can't drive. Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Reporting on what you care about. Fortunately they are able to defeat her. Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Howard: Something wrong with you, you know that don't you? 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes I love that lady. Flying Saucers. Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Stronger than a moose! Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? "Nanageddon" performed by Vince and Howard when they are running away from the Nanas. One man shall succeed. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. He's useless. Good for your digestive system. Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? From the Mod Wolves to the Tundra Rap, they give us some really catchy music as well as comedy. Saboo has described him as looking "like a ballbag". Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. What have you been doing? In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. Series 2: 3. Howard: We're not playing scrabble, just come on, bring it on. Contains some strong language. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. It burns! Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". I'm a Cockney b*tch. mighty boosh 1. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Desolation of the soul. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. That's the agreement. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. What do you think you're playing at? If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. And he came fast! And keep him at bay with your jab alright? Chilli chowder. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners Howard Moon: HA-HA! It was air-tight in there. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? The Shaman Council assembles. Spider Dijon: You keep trying to mold me into something I'm not! Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. Howard Moon: But we had an arrangement Vince Noir: Oh, boo-hoo the arrangement! The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. You think it's going to be alright? and our Good choice. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. That's a cappuccino stain. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! Ooo. Like that. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. Got a ring to that don't it? /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Oh my Gooooooooooood! - , . I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! I couldn't hear the beat Staggerin about on me old mans feet I had one foot in the grave But now I'm nu rave! Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one! A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Fossil: [Doing impression of Howard] "Oh, I'm Howard Moon, I know how to read, I know all the animals names at the zoo" [Rubs Nipple] Yeah the pandas. Bollo: Long time ago. Haha, hoofed her out the shop. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. I don't wanna get left behind. Fashion may come and go. Piper Twins: Oh yea! 31. Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? We're Jim and Jackie Piper! Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! I love that lady. The eyes screaming out? Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. Vince: Hey Naboo. Johnny Segment? Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). Stop! Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. That's it. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Where are the bars and the women? 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! I am Gespatio. Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. How are you? Sponsored . This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Rudy Van Disarzio: Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? I couldn't really find that. I am too old. Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. How dare you even speak of the crunch. Yeah, the pandas. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. You walked right into it! A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. So don't ever be doing that to me. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Bob Fossil: Yeah? 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